Hillary’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Election

I’m bummed because I didn’t earn a mention in Hillary Clinton’s fantastical autobiography “What Happened.” For those who aren’t following Hillary’s pathetic 2017 Exculpatory & Exoneration Tour, “What Happened” is her unplugged biography of how she lost the 2016 presidential election. In this over-the-top whine fest she listed no fewer …

The Dental Plan Price is Right

(Announcer) “Here it comes from the Samuel Smiley television studio in Los Amalgam, California – it’s the Dental Plan Price is Right!” “Freddie Fluoride, come on down!” “Candace Crown, come on down!” “Maxine Mandibular, come on down!” “Peter Pontic, come on down!” (Announcer) “You are the first four contestants on …

Diversity Supporters Need More Diversity

Diversity. How liberals love it. To liberal minds diversity is the greatest thing since sliced non-white bread. If Dr. Seuss were alive he might write that liberal perversity demands civic diversity. To liberals diversity and its twin inclusivity are the hallmarks of American goodness. They love all kinds of diversity: …

Clueless Posers “Bust” Up Statues

Watching the history-challenged millennials going mano to metal with the Confederate statue in Durham, North Carolina recently was like watching open auditions for MTV’s old show, Jackass.  Remarkably, these clueless posers arrogantly posed for videos and selfies after joyously whooping up on an inanimate hunk of metal. The Durham County Sheriff’s Department …

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