NEW YORK CITY – Peleton, the boutique fitness bike company, today announced plans for a new specialty bike designed especially for political enthusiasts.
The bike’s name is a tribute to two-time Democrat House speaker Nancy Pelosi (CA). Like it’s namesake, the Pelositon is destined to be one-of-a-kind.
The Pelositon is the first fitness bike equipped with what Peloton calls “Stutter Step” pedaling. The patent-pending Stutter Step feature mimics Speaker Pelosi’s mesmerizing speaking style, including sudden braking, unexpected pauses and a torrent of hyperbolic activity.
Especially impressive is the Pelositon’s first-of-its-kind backpedaling feature that challenges riders to go to the extreme by pushing themselves to adapt their pedaling tempo to whatever random challenge this devilishly clever bike throws at them.
Pelotron makes no apology if its constituents find the random backpedaling annoying because, like supporters of Speaker Pelosi, that’s just part of the ride with the Pelositon.
The Pelositon also comes equipped with career video highlights from the Speaker’s many memorable moments, just three being:
Pelosi’s infamous shredding on national television of President Trump’s February State of the Union message;
Her recent show-and-tell with Late, Late Show host James Corden while thousands of businesses awaited SBA funding she was blocking;
The Speaker’s handing out Trump impeachment pens at the outset of the COVID-19 pandemic.
A Pelositon Deluxe model comes with designer ice cream cup holders and a one-year free membership in Nancy’s Decadent Chocolate Ice Cream of the Month Club – a $180 savings!
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Detractors may call Joe Biden slow, but there’s nothing slow about the former vice-president’s actions since his momentous South Carolina and Super Tuesday (or Super Thursday) wins.
According to Breitbart, Axios was reporting Monday that Biden’s staff was busy compiling a list of Cabinet picks for their boss’s consideration, including many Obama leftovers – I mean, holdovers.
According to anonymous sources close to Biden though, Dean Riffs has learned the expected 2020 Democrat nominee has a few picks of his own he’s looking forward to joining his administration, including:
Teddy Roosevelt as Interior Secretary because he was a proven conservationist as President during the Korean Conflict;
George C. Scott as Secretary of Defense based on his success leading colonial militias during the Civil War against the Hessian Nazis at Trenton;
Reese Witherspoon as Attorney General for her demonstrable knowledge of the criminal justice system in Legally Blonde;
Jane Fonda as Labor Secretary for her well known experience dealing with the challenges of working women stuck on the 9-5 treadmill;
Former presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg as Education Secretary because he understands the peer pressure of being gay and the last kid chosen for dodge ball in PE class. Also, Biden knows that Mayor Pete enjoys counseling kids on lifestyle options and will leave no child behind – unless instructed to by a pro-choice mother having second thoughts;
Nancy Pelosi as EPA secretary because she understands the value of recycling and paper preservation. “I’ve known Nancy for years and she’s no paper tiger, I’ll tell you that,” Biden said emphatically.
Pink, Cindy Lauper and WWE female wrestler Asuka to Cabinet positions to be announced later in order to fulfill Biden’s promise of including women of colorful hair.
A few non-Cabinet level positions Biden is considering includes Madonna as spiritual adviser because Amtrak Joe is a good Catholic. He also believes the Material Girl will set the ethical bar high for an OBiden-Bama administration.
Finally, Biden is also considering placing MSNBC anchor Brian Williamsas head of the Office of Management and Budget because the journalist has a shrewd ability to manipulate statistics to say whatever a Democrat administration needs them to say.
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For those who missed it, Nancy Pelosi put on quite a show at this year’s State of the Union address.
Demonstrating a wide range of expressions mirroring dissatisfaction, disbelief and disgust with President Trump’s speech, she pantomimed at least half of the behaviors identified by the American Psychiatric Association.
During one passage of his speech when the president outlined the danger of sanctuary cities to citizens, her body language and facial expressions exhibited equal combinations of Attention Deficit Disorder and drug addiction withdrawal.
Evidence and facts remain in short supply with efforts to prosecute this president, but his intent is always front and center with Democrats. Below is what Dean Riff’s believes Nancy Pelosi was thinking during the speech before she literally “let it rip” afterwards.
TRUMP: “Three years ago, we launched the great American comeback. Tonight, I stand before you to share the incredible results.”
PELOSI: Yes, there you stand – impeached, a permanent stain on history and a boil to be lanced on the rump of my party.
TRUMP: “The years of economic decay are over. The days of our country being used, taken advantage of, and even scorned by other nations are long behind us. Gone too are the broken promises, jobless recoveries, tired platitudes, and constant excuses for the depletion of American wealth, power, and prestige.”
PELOSI: You moron, other nations didn’t scorn us and take advantage, bur rather treated us like a beloved parent or grandparent that they could go to for emotional support, hugs and an allowance. I thought you guys stood for family values, you orange-headed dork!
TRUMP: “In just 3 short years, we have shattered the mentality of American decline, and we have rejected the downsizing of America’s destiny. We are moving forward at a pace that was unimaginable just a short time ago, and we are never going back!”
PELOSI: America wasn’t declining or downsizing before you got here, you doofus. Our party reminded voters repeatedly two percent growth was the new normal and they should adapt their expectations to align with Democrat presidents. American voters aren’t idiots!
TRUMP: “From the pilgrims to our Founders, from the soldiers at Valley Forge to the marchers at Selma, and from President Lincoln to the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Americans have always rejected limits on our children’s future.”
PELOSI: We reject limits on children’s futures too! We’re the ones they go to for help with free birth control options, free lunches and free college. Not to mention free conversion therapy on gender confusion issues. And that’s not even mentioning the drag queens we provide to younger children for story hour – for FREE – you red-tied baboon!
TRUMP: “Over 130 legislators in this chamber have endorsed legislation that would bankrupt our Nation by providing free taxpayer-funded healthcare to millions of illegal aliens, forcing taxpayers to subsidize free care for anyone in the world who unlawfully crosses our borders.”
PELOSI: Liar, liar, liar! Providing free health care to undocumented citizens won’t cost native born citizens more money because, you pompous goofball, we don’t bother with budgets when we’re in charge. It’s impossible to run out of money. Geez, I can’t believe you were successful in business!
TRUMP: “Whether we are Republican, Democrat, or Independent, surely we must all agree that every human life is a sacred gift from God!”
PELOSI: I know that, President Ding-Dong. I am a good Catholic, after all. As long as a birthing mother wants their baby through pregnancy and a week or so after birth, and her doctor agrees, we agree that all human life is sacred. As for being a gift from God, you do know where babies come from, right?
TRUMP: “The State of California passed an outrageous law declaring their whole State to be a sanctuary for criminal illegal immigrants — with catastrophic results.
“Here is just one tragic example. In December 2018, California police detained an illegal alien with five prior arrests, including convictions for robbery and assault. But as required by California’s Sanctuary Law, local authorities released him. Days later, the criminal alien went on a gruesome spree of deadly violence.”
PELOSI: How dare you question the motives of California’s public servants! I’ll put California’s economy, schools, and justice system above you any day, Mr. Impeached -for-Life. And before you say anything about our little, uh, brownout issue, California offers free organic Birkenstocks to any resident strolling our downtown streets and sidewalks.
Note to the Speaker of the House: Thanks for praying for our president. You really must be a good Catholic because your prayers are working wonders!
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With each passing day it’s becoming more and more evident that the Impeachment or Bust strategy concocted by Adam Schiff-less, The Squawk Squad and Nancy Botoxi is a bigger bust than Dolly Parton’s.
Fear not though, the Wily E. Coyote Democrats have a lot more in their asine arsenal to go after the president. When their Trump-talked-to-a foreign-leader-and-we’ve-got-nothing-else-so-he-has-to-be-impeached blows up again in their buggy-eyed faces, they’ll stubbornly insist on new grounds for impeachment.
Specifically, a Democrat think tank (an oxymoron if I ever heard one) has offered up five new reasons to unseat America’s duly-elected 45th president.
His Ties Are Too Long – at first glance this may seem like a “stretch,” but what better way for the Dems to hang the president on their own petard than with one of his signature neck ties. As usual though, the Democrats are overreaching with their lame impeachment ploys, have tied themselves up in knots and are choking off any chance they have of winning in 2020.
Politically Incorrect Diet – here’s some food for thought: many leftists and NeverTrumpians think Donald J. Trump is a dolt, a dictator and a despot, but doggone it, they still expect him to parent and be an example for children regarding a healthy diet.
They also believe Trump is receiving illegal endorsement money from the fast food brands he consumes. Yo quiero, Taco Bell!
No Pets, No Regrets – President Trump is the first president in nearly 130 years to go sans-Doggy. Most presidents have had at least one dog (notably Harry Truman and Bill Clinton but we’re referring to the four-legged variety), but President #45 has bucked that trend, probably because his media coverage has been meaner than a junk yard dog.
Also, he frequently entertains himself on Twitter with the dog-and-pony show offered by Democrats and NeverTrumpers.
Toilet Seat Commode-ion – Ever since former President Oblamo dictated that transgenders could use whichever gender’s restroom they identified with at the moment, America’s restrooms have been a commode of confusion, flushed of commonsense and sanity.
The Democrats argue President Trump has made the problem worse in the White House because he leaves the Oval Office toilet seat in the upright position to save time. Since Democrats rarely think about saving time or taxpayer money, this is a “foreign” concept to them and obviously must be an impeachable offense.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow – Since Donald John Trump upset their globalism, one-world government apple cart, Democrats have torn their hair out seeking his impeachment. Regardless of the hair splitting needed to accomplish that, there is neither hide nor hair of any evidence he has broken the law.
Yet Trump’s ouster is constantly in their cross hairs. Their ongoing efforts to destroy him has made a lot of Trump supporters’ hair stand on end, which only bonds the president and his followers closer together.
If the parade of 2020 Democrat presidential candidates is a clown car, their impeachment inquiry is a circus of virtue signaling.
National Review and Fox News Contributor Andy McCarthy said it best: “This is not an impeachment inquiry, it’s a show for TV.”
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Dimwits, dolts or dullards? Take your pick and pin the tail on the donkey of the Democrat leadership, The Squad, and the party’s 2020 train wreck of presidential political candidates.
Left Losing It #1 Teen Swedish weather cultist Greta Thunberg recently addressed a UN Assembly to discuss climate change and proceeded to acid rain on the gathering’s parade by blaming and threatening international leaders for not doing enough on climate change.
Other than lambasting world leaders for their selfishness and greed, young Greta was a sweetheart.
At one point during her speech she whined, “This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean.”
On that point we agreed; she shouldn’t have been there. She should have been in school. Studying real science. And Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations.
According to the 16-year-old Swede whose challenges with Asperger’s Syndrome, obsessive-compulsive disorder and attention deficit disorder are well documented, “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. How dare you!”
She concluded her “pep talk” with these foreboding words:
“We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.”
Using a mentally-challenged teenager schooled on junk science for the purpose of overthrowing the world’s best economic system, and bullying people into submission, is like strapping explosives to Palestinian teens, encouraging them to blow up Jews and then applauding their commitment to population control.
Left Losing It #2
In Episode #478 of the Democrat Impeachment Chronicles the wayward party of Jefferson struck on a new strategy to get Orange Man Bad: use a faux whistle blower to accuse him of colluding with a foreign country to provide dirt on a campaign opponent.
And surprise – the foreign country wasn’t Russia. That’s a new wrinkle.
The Deep State’s latest scheme was working well until it was learned that:
The whistleblower wasn’t in the room during the president’s phone call
The whistleblower hadn’t seen the transcript of what was said during the president’s phone call until it was made public
The whistleblower’s lead attorney had contributed to hair sniffer Joe Biden’s presidential campaign.
But it gets better. Nancy Pelosi announced Sept 24 the Democrats were doing a remake of the Seinfeld show – they planned to launch an official impeachment inquiry based on nothing.
Pelosi pulled the trigger on the Democrat impeachment gun before seeing the transcript of the president’s phone call, without seeing the Inspector General’s report, without hearing from the whistleblower, without questioning a single witness and – without any credible evidence of an impeachable offense.
At last count 220 Democrats and one independent support impeaching the president. For what offense?
Asking the newly-elected Ukrainian president for his country’s help in investigating their country’s interference in America’s 2016 presidential election and former Vice-President Joe Biden’s threat to withhold one billion dollars of U.S. aid to keep his son from being prosecuted in a corruption probe and maintain his $50,000 monthly income.
Time will tell, but the smart money is saying the impeachment shoe is on the wrong party’s foot.
Sources: NPR, Bloomberg Markets and Finance, The Federalist, The Gateway Pundit, New York Times
Photos courtesy of: Black News Zone, Breitbart
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During his campaign President Trump warned us we may get tired of winning. I’m not even close to being tired of winning, but the president should have warned us just how unhinged the left would get when all the winning began.
If liberals and their kissing cousins the progressives are as unhinged as the examples below, what levels of idiocy and insanity can we expect once the declassified shinola hits the fan the next several weeks?
Lauren Underwood
Illinois Democrat Representative Lauren Underwood caused quite a stir this week when she blamed the Trump Administration for the death of illegal immigrant children being held at the border.
In a testy exchange with Acting Secretary of Homeland Security director Kevin McAleenan, she accused the Border Patrol of intentionally letting children die.
What’s remarkable is Rep. Underwood supports late term abortion and infanticide of babies here legally. What’s even more remarkable is she is a licensed nurse.
So tell us again who’s intentionally killing children?
After refusal to clarify her remarks, her comments were struck from the record but she went on Twitter to say this:
“For over a year, it’s been clear that policies at the border have harmed the physical and mental health of migrant children,” she said. “I believe, at this point, failure to change these broken policies based on that knowledge is intentional and unacceptable.”
I don’t know if nurses take a Hippocratic oath like doctors do, but accusing the administration of policies that encourage the death of children while supporting infanticide earns her hypocrite status par excellence – as a licensed nurse, as an elected representative of the people, and as a human being.
Alyssa Milano
They say that even a broken clock is right twice a day. Actress/Loony activist Alyssa Milano struck one of those two times recently with her call for a #SexStrike.
In her tweet pushing for a #SexStrike Milano inadvertently made several pro-life points, including:
*Abstinence really works! It’s 100% reliable and reduces the number of abortions in direct proportion to the number of times its tried.
*Her campaign will mean fewer abortions since her audience is liberal women. Liberal women are more likely to use abortion as a form of birth control and are much more likely than conservative women to get abortions.
*Milano’s effort to defend abortion pre-birth and post-birth by discouraging copulation will cost Planned Butcherhood hundreds of thousands of dollars in lost business because, let’s be honest – abortion is their business.
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Botoxi presents one of the best arguments anywhere for term limits.
She stutters and stammers more than Barack Obama without a teleprompter – and that’s when she’s reading cue cards.
Advice for the Speaker of the House:
Give. It. Up. You’ve had a nice run, but when your subjects and predicates aren’t in the same zip code every time you open your yap, it’s time to pass the gavel.
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Border patrols agents recommend it. Ranchers and law enforcement officials in Arizona, New Mexico and Texas want it. The president promised it and a majority of Americans support it.
So why now are all Democrats and some squishy Republicans adamant in their opposition to a wall on our southern border?
Former Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Nancy Pelosi
The easy answer is Democrats need new voters to replace the moderate Dems and independents they have lost with their wacky policies.
Conversely, Republicans want low-skilled workers to satisfy their corporate lobbyists who want to increase profits by paying lower wages to their employees.
Could there be another reason though, for politicians’ unwillingness to yield on their refusal to provide a border wall that would inarguably cut down on crime, drug running, human trafficking, child molestations and exploding welfare rolls?
In May, 2016 Nancy Pelosi, a former Speaker of the House at the time and current Speaker, visited Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto along with Democrat Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, Democrat Representative Henry Cuellar, and other congress critters.
Of the 11 elected officials on the trip, two were Republicans and nine were Democrats. The two Republicans taken for a ride south of the border provided Pelosi cover to tell the media it was a bipartisan group of lawmakers involved.
The nine Democrats participating in the junket to Mexico were from border states California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. The two Republicans represented districts over a thousand miles from Mexico but no doubt enjoyed their time in the sun toasting each other’s bipartisanship.
The purpose of the trip? According to the Rio Grande Guardian, Pelosi claimed the purpose was to “express our respect for the people of Mexico and the country of Mexico; to acknowledge our shared border and our shared values and to learn more about how we can work together for the bright future for not only our two countries but for our hemisphere.”
Uh, huh. Here’s another reason: What about a substantial bribe of drug cartel money to buy Democrat opposition to a wall and to keep the drugs and illegal immigration flowing faster than the Rio Grande after a flash flood.
Fact: Alex Cifuentes, reportedly a close associate of Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán for years, told a New York City courtroom in 2016 that he had told authorities that El Chapo had offered President Nieto a $100 million bribe in 2016 – the same year Pelosi and her posse came calling.
Today Guzmán was found guilty on all counts by a Brooklyn jury. He faces a lifetime sentence behind bars and will be sentenced June 25.
Fact: Just a few years ago Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Chuck Schumer agreed our southern border needed a wall. Now most Dems argue that such a wall is not only unnecessary, but some like Pelosi claim a border wall is “immoral.”
Why the about-face?
Are we safer now? Are there less drugs flowing into the country? Are there fewer criminal illegals crossing our border? Are there fewer crimes committed by illegals? Has the gang problem with groups like MS-13 been eradicated?
Fact: Former Democrat and current Trump supporter Jeffrey Peterson has been very clear why he believes Democrats oppose building the border wall – because they are being paid by the Mexican drug cartels.
Peterson told the The Gateway Pundit last month that the only way President Trump will ever get his border wall is by declaring a national emergency because the Democrat party has been bought and paid for by Mexican drug cartels.
If this theory sounds wackier than an Alexandria Ocrazio-Commie economic blueprint, consider this:
Democrats oppose Trump’s plans for a border wall, they oppose Border Patrol recommendations asking for a wall, they oppose law enforcement enforcing existing immigration law, they oppose ICE operating in sanctuary cities and they even oppose the very existence of ICE as part of our Homeland Security strategy.
Everything the Democrats support benefits Mexico, Central America and the drug cartels. Democrat inaction on the border also allows human trafficking and sexual slavery to continue, all while the Democrats incessantly promote illegals’ rights over those of American citizens.
If not bribes by the Mexican cartels to ignore the crisis on the border, why else do Democrats continue to blatantly defy the will of the American people?
Why else do they ignore commonsense solutions to protect the national interest at their own political peril unless their party has been paid to look the other way?
Nothing else makes sense, and you can bet Democrats’ refusal to #BuildTheWall is making Nancy Pelosi and her border hombres mucho dinero.
This just in to our news desk: Federal employees affected by the longest government shutdown in history may soon be going back to work.
Sources close to secret discussions between Republicans, Democrats and President Donald Trump say an agreement may be near at hand.
The parties are reportedly close to reaching an agreement on the president’s request for $5.7 billion to construct a border wall. Surprisingly, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has agreed to the president’s request on just two conditions:
1) President Trump will give New York frosh Democrat Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezan ambassadorial appointment – preferably somewhere far away from the 116th Congress. Pelosi herself is reportedly suggesting Nepal or central Cambodia.
2) President Trump will use his extensive business connections to persuade Burger King to name Rep Rashida Tlaib, the freshman Democrat from Michigan, as their national spokesperson for their Bacon King burger.
Tlaib has also been mentioned as a possible spokesperson for Purina dog food and Holy Land tour guide groups.
Her new job would require frequent travel to different continents and days on location in exotic venues like Aleppo, Syria; Tripoli, Libya and Ashgabat, Turkmenistan.
Sources noted that Speaker Pelosi approached the president via back channels, surprising Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer whose office was not consulted on the new development.
A Schumer spokesperson confessed the New York senator was initially “miffed” at not being consulted, but agreed that Pelosi’s actions were understandable considering Representatives Ocasio-Cortez and Tlaib were “special” elected officials with wide ranging talents.
Pelosi just had this to say through her spokesperson:
“We feel it would be selfish to deny these two gifted females the unique opportunities available to them. We wish them the best of success in their new ventures, and hope they will bring the same initiative and vision to their new responsibilities as they did during their short time in the 116th Congress.”
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Sources: Washington Post, The Guardian
Photo sources: Movement for a People’s Party, Daily Caller
The Democrats of the 116th Congress were sworn into office January 3, and the only thing missing from the spectacle was a clown car and laugh track.
Based on their heralded diversity and socialism proclivities, we knew the special day would be ripe with bombast and bonhomie, but truth be told, their unhinged zealotry exceeded our expectations.
AN OATH FOR AN OAF Arizona Democrat frosh Kyrsten Sinema chose to swear an oath to the Constitution on a law book rather than the Holy Bible.
Kyrsten Sinema – Arizona
Sinema is the only congressional lawmaker who claims no religious affiliation. Spokesman John LaBombard claimed her choice to refrain from using a Bible to take her oath of office was just business as usual for the newly-minted senator that once called Arizonans “crazy.”
She is also one of only two senators with LGBTQ sexual orientation. Conceivably this could give Sinema some advantage when the so-called moderate straddles the fence on important issues facing our country.
IMPROVE BORDER SECURITY – EXPAND ABORTION! Speaker Pelosi and House Democrats wasted no time their first day addressing an immediate solution to the government shutdown over President Trump’s request for a border wall. Their recommendation?
Expand abortion access worldwide by lifting the ban on non-governmental groups from providing and promoting abortions worldwide.
Nancy “A Wall is Immoral” Pelosi
One would think building a wall to improve border security would be easier and more humane, but apparently Democrats believe sucking the life from babies in the womb is less immoral than building a physical structure protecting America’s borders.
PROFANE – NOT COLORFUL
Tart-tongued Michigan frosh Rep Rashida Tlaib, one of two Muslim women sworn in last week, illustrated her inclusivity and warmth when she told a group of supporters, “We’re going to impeach the motherf&*%#$.
Rashida Tlaib – Michigan
This is what she reportedly told her son what Democrats were going to do to the president once his Mama was sworn in.
Who could forgive her son’s confusion if one day he’s elected as an officer to the Student Council and yells similar epithets at the school principal swearing him in.
SPEAKING OF COLORFUL…
Freshman Virginia Representative Jennifer Wexton thought it would be nice to show her true colors and demonstrate solidarity with the transgender community by flying the transgender pride flag outside her Congressional office.
Wexton isn’t transgender, but she has a niece who is and one of her hall mates is Danica Roem, the nations’s first openly transgender person to serve in any U.S. state legislature.
Jennifer Wexton – Virginia
The transgender flag consists of five horizontal stripes: two blue, two pink, and one white. What flag did Wexton’s transgender flag replace? The black and white POW/MIA flag honoring veterans who were – or are – missing in action.
Swapping a decades-old flag commemorating America’s veterans in the People’s House with a flag honoring people confused as to which bathroom to use seems misguided at best and insulting at worst.
Not to mention Wexton has an estimated 60,000 former military members working civilian jobs in her congressional district, and an untold number of active duty military.
Time will tell how voters react to Wexton’s change of colors, but the anecdotes above are just four examples of alt-left Democrats showing their mistaken priorities. And that was just their first day!
Remember the hullabaloo candidate Trump caused in the final presidential debate when he said he might not accept the results of the 2016 presidential election if it was “rigged” against him?
The mainstream media and political left went full-blown Trump Derangement Syndrome, sometimes referred to in the mental health community as Bat Guano Loco.
How ironic is it that the same folks who took umbrage at Trump’s claim about accepting the election results refuse to accept him as a legitimate president two years later?
Not to mention that there really was a plot to rig the election against Trump – followed by Deep State cloak and dagger games to force him out after his inauguration.
Even when they cheated by stacking their liberal deck of lies and deceit and hid their maniacal machinations from the voting public, the left still couldn’t win.
Since that time the left has grown increasingly hostile, mean spirited and nastier than Joy Behar at a Christian prayer meeting laying hands on the president.
This begs the question: what kind of temper tantrum will liberals throw if they fail to regain the House of Representatives? (They can forget about reclaiming the Senate due to their despicable behavior during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing.)
If Trump and the Republicans beat them again there’ll be enough liberal tears to irrigate the Sahara Desert until mid-century.
The wailing and gnashing of teeth will reach Biblical proportions not seen since Biblical times – or roughly since 2020 Democrat presidential front runners Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders were grade-schoolers.
Win or lose, Democrats have a serious problem best illustrated by the Marvel nemesis Venom. Just like Eddie Brock, the Democrat party has been taken over by a Symbiote form requiring a host body to carry out its nefarious plans.
The open borders/sanctuary cities crowd, Antifa, Black Lives Matter, #MeToo movement and Never Trumpers are the Symbiote life form and the Democrat party – well, it’s the headless host body.
All these social justice groups have annexed the Democrat Party apparatus and moved it so far left it defies electoral gravity and political commonsense.
If the Dems win the House November 6, Speaker Pelosi (*shudder*) will have to work her Botox injection appointments around corralling the violent mobs her party has encouraged the past two years.
If they lose, the Symbiote will almost certainly ravage the host body and Democrats will become the 21st century version of the Whig party.
The downside for Americans is they’ll be forced to deal with the mess either way.
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