{"id":83,"date":"2017-09-07T18:24:56","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T18:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deanriffs.harrisgeorge.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2022-10-23T21:21:42","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T01:21:42","slug":"the-dentist-the-doctor-and-the-denture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/the-dentist-the-doctor-and-the-denture\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dentist, the Doctor and the Denture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a devoted non-devotee of graphic autopsies, facial reconstructions and DNA swabs,&nbsp; I proudly count myself as one of seven people in America that has never watched an episode of CSI. &nbsp;If it&#8217;s still on the air in one of its many spin offs (CSI Mayberry? CSI Beverly Hills? CSI Nineveh?), I also have no intention of doing so.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-87\" src=\"https:\/\/deanriffs.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/09\/csi.png?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\"><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not that I thought the show was lame, but I get nauseous just spelling \u201cformaldehyde.\u201d In high school biology class I recall breaking out in a cold sweat dissecting Peeves the frog.<\/p>\n<p>But enough about my pet Peeves. In my day job I once blogged about a medical doctor who was serving as a military volunteer. Though he was commissioned second in command of his unit, he insisted on fighting side by side with the infantrymen. Tragically, he was killed by an enemy solder while surrendering before being laid in a common grave by the enemy.<\/p>\n<p>His remains were only identified &nbsp;when his dentist confirmed the deceased doctor&#8217;s denture was the same one he had placed the year before.<\/p>\n<p>Riddle: guess the time period described above? Was it:<\/p>\n<p>a) Before World War I<br \/>\nb) Before the&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/dentalinsurancestore.com\/resources\/agent-straight-talk\/agent-straight-talk\/2014\/09\/03\/a-presidential-selfie-and-peaches-cream\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Civil War<\/a><br \/>\nc) Before Dolly Madison baked her famous Zingers at President Madison\u2019s second inauguration<br \/>\nd) Before Harry Met Sally<\/p>\n<h5><strong><em>If you correctly guessed none of the above, you are smarter than the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/govbeat\/wp\/2014\/09\/18\/only-36-percent-of-americans-can-name-the-three-branches-of-government\/?utm_term=.096ab8bea708\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">64% of Americans<\/a> who can&#8217;t name the three branches of the federal government \u2013 which isn\u2019t saying much since even Peeves could croak out one of the three.<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>But I digress. The deceased was <strong>Dr.&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ekur2U322PI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Joseph Warren<\/a><\/strong>, otherwise known as The Hero of Bunker Hill. The doctor was posthumously hailed a hero and after a positive identification his body was brought to Boston with full honors.<\/p>\n<p>The dentist that identified Warren was\u2026well, more on that shortly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-50\" src=\"https:\/\/deanriffs.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/08\/dr-joseph-warren.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Rest of the Story<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DdggCICMnkU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dr. Warren\u2019s dentist<\/a> was a multi-tasker before multi-tasking was invented. After his father died when he was just 19, Warren\u2019s friend took over his father\u2019s goldsmith business and also expanded into silversmithing and copper engraving to support his mother and siblings. Three years later he had his own family to care for, eventually fathering eight children.<\/p>\n<h5><em><strong>From 1768 to 1775 he took up dentistry to help provide for his expanded family. In addition to cleaning teeth he also crafted dentures carved from walrus ivory or animal teeth. When his first wife died unexpectedly in 1773, he remarried and fathered eight more children. Talk about multi-tasking!<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n<p>Once the Revolutionary War began the part-time dentist and around-the-clock patriot manufactured gun powder and cannon for General George Washington\u2019s Army, printed America\u2019s first currency and oversaw the protection of Boston Harbor.<\/p>\n<p>After the War he opened the country\u2019s first copper-rolling mill, ran a hardware store and later a foundry.&nbsp; He worked until the age of 76 in 1811 and enjoyed a few years of much deserved retirement before his death in 1818.<\/p>\n<p>All those accomplishments notwithstanding, this multitalented colonialist and part-time dentist is best known for a midnight horse ride throughout the Massachusetts countryside immortalized by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cListen my children and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of Paul Revere\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-51 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/deanriffs.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/08\/paul-revere.jpg?w=252\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"300\"><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Thanks for reading Dean Riffs. For those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country, welcome. For those who believe in open borders, safe spaces, and who tolerate everything but free speech and conservative ideals, move on \u2013 there\u2019s nothing here for you to see.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The original version of this post was published at&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/dentalinsurancestore.com\/resources\/agent-straight-talk\/agent-straight-talk\/2014\/09\/23\/the-dentist-the-doctor-and-the-denture\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dental Insurance Store<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;on Sept 23, 2014<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sources:&nbsp;<em>biography.com, nps.gov, foresthillstrust.org<br \/>\n<\/em>Photo sources: <em>youtube.com, picturingamerica.salemstate.edu, fanart.tv<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2017, Dean A. 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