{"id":6790,"date":"2022-06-14T12:18:21","date_gmt":"2022-06-14T16:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/?p=6790"},"modified":"2022-06-14T12:18:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-14T16:18:21","slug":"biden-flipping-lid-over-presidency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/14\/biden-flipping-lid-over-presidency\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Flipping Lid Over Presidency?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Depressed, frustrated and angry at the millions of voter fingers pointed his way blaming him for a tanking economy, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering calling a lid on his presidency to pursue a new challenge: managing a baseball team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You read that right. Joe Biden may flip his presidential lid for a baseball cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLook, look, it\u2019s like this. Everyone knows I\u2019m not calling the shots right now as president but yet I get blamed for everything going wrong.” Leaning forward, he adds with a fervid whisper, \u201cI\u2019ve had it with all these lyin,\u2019 dog-faced pony soldiers dissin\u2019 ol\u2019 Joe.

\u201cI\u2019ve still got game, and the game I\u2019m aiming for is baseball. It\u2019s pure, it\u2019s simple and its as American pie as Betty Crocker and that guy who sang that song about music dying and the levee being dry because Trump didn\u2019t water it or somethin\u2019.\u201d

The president turned wannabe baseball manager says he\u2019s got his eye on managing a team he\u2019s followed since childhood famous for its infield, though he plans to make significant roster changes from the outset.

\u201cLook, look, this guy Who on first base. He\u2019s out of position because he can\u2019t bend or stretch anymore but he\u2019s still got a good arm. I plan to move Who to third and put I Don\u2019t Know on second and What on first,\u201d the president said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWho\u2019s playing shortstop?\u201d Fox News\u2019 Peter Doocy asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWho isn\u2019t playing shortstop, you stupid son of a b,\u201d Biden chortles. \u201cI’m moving him to second. Or is Who on first?\u201d the president muses with a vacant stare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWho\u2019s on third,\u201d Doocy says. \u201cYou just made that your first roster change.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWho did?\u201d the president queries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo, you did, Mr. President,\u201d Doocy says. \u201cJust a minute ago.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSays Who?\u201d Biden asks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSays you,\u201d Doocy explained. \u201cWho hasn\u2019t commented on the move.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“But I remember Who playing first,” the president whined. “I saw him after I marched at Selma with Martin Luther King, Jr., in the back of an 18-wheeler, on my drive to South Africa to shake hands with Nelson Mandela.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Silence enveloped the press room as reporters sat scribbling what the president meant to say so they could confirm that with his staff afterwards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAny Who,\u201d the president said, chuckling at his own wit. \u201cThe point is, and here\u2019s the point, and that point is I don\u2019t know what I don\u2019t know, but I do know I Don\u2019t Know isn\u2019t playing shortstop. Capice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The president promised to circle back on his entire lineup before his first game, but we can report that No One\u2019s Home is pitching at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue while America burns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Thanks for reading Dean Riffs. Welcome to all those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Copyright 2022, Dean A. George\u00a9 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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