{"id":5103,"date":"2020-02-12T11:53:37","date_gmt":"2020-02-12T16:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/?p=5103"},"modified":"2020-02-12T11:53:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T16:53:37","slug":"trumps-yuge-presidents-day-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2020\/02\/12\/trumps-yuge-presidents-day-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s Yuge Presidents’ Day Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"

To celebrate President’s Day 2020, President Donald Trump has announced plans for a week-long sale of historic proportions.<\/p>\n

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Beginning today the Trump Administration is offering unheard savings as evidenced by a reduction of<\/span> the National Security Council staff by 50 percent.  You heard that right! All Obama-era holdovers must go and no bid is too low for a Never-Trump bureaucrat at this year’s Presidents’ Day Sale<\/span><\/strong><\/a>!<\/p>\n

Voters enjoyed a two-for-one flash sale Friday when Army Lt. Col Alexander Vindman was escorted off the White Houses grounds and dismissed from the National Security Council.  Around the same time Vindman’s twin brother, Lt. Col. Yevgeny Vindman, also left the National Security Council.<\/p>\n

In a political consumer event almost too big to believe,  later that same day the U.S. Ambassador to the European Union, Gordon Sondland, was recalled from his overseas position.<\/p>\n

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And that’s not all!  All bureaucrats bearing the Deep State label must go and no reasonable offer will be refused, says National Security Adviser Robert O’Brien.  O’Brien is promising more job cuts<\/span><\/strong><\/a> this week and the president has insisted that all Obama holdovers will be available on a first come, first subpoena-served basis.<\/p>\n

If you’re in the market for an experienced backstabber, loquacious liar<\/span><\/strong><\/a> or illicit leaker, you must act fast to take advantage of this sensational Deep State Presidents’ Day Sale<\/span>.<\/p>\n

Hurry fast for best selection because President Trump has promised to make 2020 the biggest swamp draining event ever!  Once the rule of law is restored and these power-crazed Obama flunkies are gone, they’re gone for good!<\/p>\n

Thanks for reading Dean Riffs<\/em>. Welcome to all those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Photo sources: Jennings Chevrolet, Sun Sentinel<\/em><\/p>\n

Copyright 2020, Dean A. George\u00a9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To celebrate President’s Day 2020, President Donald Trump has announced plans for a week-long sale of historic proportions. Beginning today the Trump Administration is offering unheard savings as evidenced by a reduction of the National Security Council staff by 50 percent.  You heard that right! All Obama-era holdovers must go and …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[273],"tags":[635,28,637,638,205,636],"class_list":["post-5103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-parody-place","tag-alexander-vindman","tag-dean-riffs","tag-gordon-sondland","tag-national-security-council","tag-presidents-day","tag-yevgeny-vindman","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9iuwk-1kj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5103"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5193,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions\/5193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}