{"id":4573,"date":"2019-08-29T10:04:46","date_gmt":"2019-08-29T14:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/?p=4573"},"modified":"2019-08-29T10:04:46","modified_gmt":"2019-08-29T14:04:46","slug":"seattles-poop-problem-has-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/29\/seattles-poop-problem-has-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Seattle’s Poop Problem ‘Has To Go’"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems like just yesterday that Seattle was the crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest.\u00a0 Now it’s like a public outhouse with an evergreen scent.<\/p>\n

Seattle isn’t alone with what to do about their sidewalk doo-doo.\u00a0 The city is still Number 2 to Scat Francisco in brownouts – so to speak.<\/p>\n

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The first step in Alcoholic Anonymous\u2019 12-Step program is to admit you have a problem.<\/p>\n

No sh$%, Sherlock.\u00a0 If you need a reminder, just check your shoes<\/span><\/strong><\/a> around Seattle’s downtown courthouse at Third and James .<\/p>\n

Seattle City Council members have admitted they have a serious poo miscue, but the obvious answer as to what to do about their doo-doo is being flushed down the commode of commonsense because of \u2013 wait for it \u2013 racism.<\/p>\n

Seattle Council member Larry Gossett<\/a><\/span><\/strong>, who is black, opposes the idea of power washing street feces \u201cbecause it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.”<\/p>\n

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Let’s recap:\u00a0 Seattle is allowing the homeless and others with mental health issues to use downtown streets as personal open air toilets.\u00a0 That’s dumb.<\/p>\n

Then the city avoids using the most obvious and efficient means of cleaning up the problem short term so as not to offend anyone from regrettable actions half a century ago.\u00a0 That’s dumber.<\/p>\n

What could be even dumber?<\/p>\n

Wasting time and resources on a plastic straw ban<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>while requiring citizens to step around urine puddles and piles of feces on their way to and from work.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

It’s no wonder that famed psychiatrist Frazier Crane left for greener, less brown pastures.\u00a0 Seattle and many Left Coast cities have gone bat guano loco.<\/p>\n

Just say no to poopie streets, Seattle.\u00a0 Here’s a complimentary hashtag:<\/p>\n

#StreetPoopingStinks<\/p>\n

Thanks for reading Dean Riffs. Welcome to all those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sources:\u00a0The Gateway Pundit, Seattle Times<\/em><\/p>\n

Photo sources: probioticdigest.com, Seattle Times<\/em><\/p>\n

Copyright 2019, Dean A. George\u00a9<\/p>\n

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