{"id":1898,"date":"2018-04-03T10:13:12","date_gmt":"2018-04-03T14:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/?p=1898"},"modified":"2018-04-13T11:54:01","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T15:54:01","slug":"whole-hogg-on-bridging-differences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2018\/04\/03\/whole-hogg-on-bridging-differences\/","title":{"rendered":"Whole Hogg on Bridging Differences"},"content":{"rendered":"

Parkland Florida high school senior anti-gun provocateur David Hogg has reached agreement with quick-on-the-draw\u00a0Fox News Channel<\/em> host Laura Ingraham on a way to settle their recent political differences: a robust round of two-handed bridge.<\/p>\n

In two-handed bridge the competitors play with imaginary partners.\u00a0 Hogg says his imaginary partner will be Saul Alinsky<\/span><\/strong><\/a>, while Ingraham announced hers will be Rambo<\/span><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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David (No Guns) Hogg & Laura (Blazing Guns) Ingraham<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The pair reportedly considered a number of competitions before settling on the non-lethal card game.\u00a0 Ingraham proposed laser tag, dodge ball<\/span><\/strong><\/a> and skeet shooting.\u00a0 Hogg shot down all three options in a testy tirade, labeling all three Ingraham suggestions as too violent.<\/p>\n

\u201cA bully is a bully, and Ingraham is a bully that won\u2019t change her stripes,\u201d Hogg said in a confusing mixed metaphor.<\/p>\n

Ingraham wryly suggested a waiting period and background checks on Hogg’s future use of metaphors may be needed before he shoots his mouth off again.<\/p>\n

Hogg suggested\u00a0 he and Ingraham square off in Trivial Pursuit (1990\u2019s edition), a Dance Off or a lip syncing competition to be judged by Simon Cowell and two judges to be chosen based on a poll of his social media followers.<\/p>\n

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No date has been announced for the Hogg-Ingraham Bridge Challenge, but both competitors say they are looking forward to it.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat blonde bit#$ is all about guns and building f*#$@%! walls, but let\u2019s see how she deals with my generation\u2019s choice of building god$@! bridges that remove guns and bring all of us together,\u201d Hogg said in a recent tweet. “And f#@! the NRA.”<\/p>\n

Ingraham also sounded feisty on the topic of their upcoming competition.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve apologized more than once to this jackboot marching little snowflake, and it\u2019s obvious that he\u2019s not interested in forgiveness or a sincere apology, but extracting the maximum amount of flesh he can from his expiring 15-minutes of fame.<\/p>\n

“Fine.\u00a0 I played a lot of bridge at Dartmouth and the University of Virginia School of Law – neither of which are schools he\u2019ll ever be able to get into,\u201d she said, eyes flashing defiantly.<\/p>\n

“And God bless the NRA.”<\/p>\n

Thanks for reading Dean Riffs. Welcome to those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country. For those who believe in open borders, safe spaces, and who think free speech is hate speech, move on \u2013 there\u2019s nothing here for you to see.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Photo sources:\u00a0thewrap.com, zazzle.com<\/em><\/p>\n

Copyright 2018, Dean A. George\u00a9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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