{"id":1823,"date":"2018-03-22T11:07:20","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T15:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2018-04-13T11:54:49","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T15:54:49","slug":"gov-brown-offers-new-sanctuary-status","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2018\/03\/22\/gov-brown-offers-new-sanctuary-status\/","title":{"rendered":"Gov Brown Offers New Sanctuary Status"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Parody (noun): any humorous or satirical imitation as of a person, event, etc.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>SACRAMENTO, CA &#8211; Department of Justice IG Michael Horowitz\u2019s long awaited report on alleged misconduct by former FBI Director James Comey and others is expected soon, but two high ranking California officials have announced a plan to help protect several Obama administration officials believed to be named in that report.<\/p>\n<p>California Gov Jerry Brown and former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder today announced a new California sanctuary program called the <a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/state-of-california-votes-to-officially-secede-from-reality\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Witless Protection Program<\/span><\/strong><\/a>, or WPP.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1824 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Jerry-Brown.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"214\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1825\" src=\"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Eric-Holder.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"213\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Details of the state-sponsored program have yet to be released, but it\u2019s believed that former FBI officials like Comey, Deputy Director <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deanriffs.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/30\/one-swamp-reptile-gone-more-to-come\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Andrew McCabe<\/span><\/strong><\/a> and counterintelligence agent Peter Strozk will be offered indefinite sanctuary and sustenance on the state taxpayers&#8217; dime at 5-star hotels in San Francisco, Los Angeles and Beverly Hills.<\/p>\n<p>This will reportedly allow them\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/governor-jerry-brown-open-internment-camps-californians-use-wrong-pronoun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">sanctuary against prosecution<\/span><\/strong><\/a>\u00a0if a second Special Counsel pursues criminal charges based on recommendations in Horowitz\u2019s findings, and\u00a0the freedom to pursue their efforts at getting Hillary Clinton placed as President of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cProsecuting high-level DOJ and FBI officials for simply doing the job of throwing a presidential election and sabotaging a duly elected president and his administration is a sad attempt to further divide and polarize America,\u201d Gov Brown said at today\u2019s press conference.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThese political stunts may be the norm in Washington, but they won\u2019t work here in California,\u201d he added emphatically.<\/p>\n<p>Former AG Holder, who is acting as a legal consigliere for California in their efforts to oppose all-things Trump, had this to say:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI want to use whatever skills I have, whatever notoriety I have, to be effective in opposing things that are, at the end of the day, just bad for the country,\u201d former AG Holder told the media.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow is the time to be more visible. Now is the time to be heard. Now is the time to stand with those who know better than voters as to who should run this country and how it should be run.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Thanks for reading Dean Riffs.\u00a0 Welcome to those who love American liberty, free enterprise, and who believe God has blessed our country.\u00a0 For those who believe in open borders, safe spaces, and who think free speech is hate speech, move on \u2013 there\u2019s nothing here for you to see.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Photo sources: <em>americanthinker.com, US News &amp; World Report<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2018, Dean A. 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